What type of photos do ninja turtle take? Shell-fies
Category: Jokes
Posted inJokes
Why should you never brush your teeth by yourself? Cos 9/10 dentists say brushing alone won’t prevent cavities
Why should you never brush your teeth by yourself? Cos 9/10 dentists say brushing alone won’t prevent cavities
Posted inJokes
A woman goes into hospital with wooden horses up her bum. Doctors say she in a stable condition.
A woman goes into hospital with wooden horses up her bum. Doctors say she in a stable condition.
Posted inJokes
A man walks into a library and ask for a fish supper and an irn bru. Librarian says “sorry sir, this is a library”. Man whispering “Can I have fish supper and an irn bru”
A man walks into a library and ask for a fish supper and an irn bru. Librarian says “sorry sir, this is a library”. Man whispering “Can I have fish supper and an irn bru”
Posted inJokes
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Posted inJokes
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Posted inJokes
What has 4 wheels and flies? A Garbage Truck
What has 4 wheels and flies? A Garbage Truck
Posted inJokes
Knock Knock.. Who’s there? Doctor.. Doctor Who? Ha Ha Ha
Knock Knock.. Who’s there? Doctor.. Doctor Who? Ha Ha Ha
PS they do get better.
Posted inJokes
Get Ready to Laugh: Introducing Our Joke Series!
Hey there, humour enthusiasts! Buckle up, because we’re rolling out a hilariously entertaining series of jokes that are bound to tickle your funny bone. Whether you’re a dad joke aficionado or a pun-loving pal, we’ve got something for everyone!